Crossfit Espouses Inclusion by Raising Prize Money, Immediately Results in Diversity 
Bezos’ Autobiography Mysteriously Appears at Top of Amazon Lists Despite Sales 
New Rage & Anger Drug Replicating the Consumption of News Networks Revealed 
Impossible Foods Announces New Protein Tree, with Texture of Beef Jerky 
Most of Mars Has Been Claimed by Billionaires and Fed, According to CBRE 
Crossfit Espouses Inclusion by Raising Prize Money, Immediately Results in Diversity
(Washington DC) – Beleaguered by claims of exclusion and discrimination, Crossfit recently announced an upping…
Bezos’ Autobiography Mysteriously Appears at Top of Amazon Lists Despite Sales
(Seattle, Washington) – After working on the second half of the book during a notable…
New Rage & Anger Drug Replicating the Consumption of News Networks Revealed
(San Diego, California) – Drug company Mzrabel has passed FDA inspections and obtained approval to…
Impossible Foods Announces New Protein Tree, with Texture of Beef Jerky
(Redwood City, CA) – Taking advantage of stay-at-home orders and new, widespread interest in backyard…
Most of Mars Has Been Claimed by Billionaires and Fed, According to CBRE
(Syrtis Major, Mars) – Due to actions of the Federal Reserve, property prices on the…
Newly announced MAGIC act to 10x the aid of CARES and HEROES
(Washington DC) – The newly announced $30 trillion Make America Great In time of Coronavirus…
Shopify continues gains on newly unemployed spending on Dropshipping courses
(Canada) – Canada’s most valuable company has doubled in market cap over the last two…
Mnuchin Officially Becomes Greatest Philanthropist in History
(Washington DC) – After donating $500b with no strings attached to American corporations and businesses,…
New iSeller startup raises $1 trillion, following success of food delivery & ridesharing companies
(Silicon Alley) – Following the success of the food delivery model, whereby more dollars are…
“Shift the Curve” Calls From Students to Be Judged More Like Venture Capitalists, Baseball Players
(NATIONWIDE) – While a 10% hit rate is considered success among top VC firms, and…