Trump Orders Kodak to Build Time Machine to Hold Elections Pre-COVID 
Robinhood Eliminates Unused Portions of UI/UX 
Infinitely Growing Tree Discovered in Silicon Valley Industrial Park 
Stanford Eliminates Concept of “Profit” From Accounting Textbooks, Replaces With Revenue Growth 
Trump and Plutocrats Laugh as “Proles” Burn Each Other, Unaware of the Real Issues 
Trump Orders Kodak to Build Time Machine to Hold Elections Pre-COVID
(Washington DC) – Following scrutiny of the original successful $770 million loan, President Donald Trump…
Robinhood Eliminates Unused Portions of UI/UX
(Menlo Park, CA) – In a bid to maximize the efficiency of already small screens,…
Infinitely Growing Tree Discovered in Silicon Valley Industrial Park
(Palo Alto, CA) – A rare species of sequoia has been discovered that literally appears…
Stanford Eliminates Concept of “Profit” From Accounting Textbooks, Replaces With Revenue Growth
(Palo Alto, CA) – The Stanford Graduate School of Business, famed for its links with…
Trump and Plutocrats Laugh as “Proles” Burn Each Other, Unaware of the Real Issues
(New York, NY) – On a secret Telegram chat, President Trump, Jerome Powell, CEOs, and…
Following Success of Kodak Plan, Dan Bilzerian’s Company Funded to Fight Cancer
(Los Angeles, CA) – Dan Bilzerian’s Ignite Cannabis Co has been funded by the US…
US Government to Reverse List in Shenzhen, Formalizing Ownership of Country by Corporations & Foreign Governments
(Washington DC) – In a landmark funding deal heralded by all levels of government officials…
Healthcare Now the Most Coveted Luxury Item Mentioned in Rap Songs
(Worldwide) – Overtaking jewelry, cars, and houses, healthcare plans are the most mentioned items in…
Man Who Has Benefited From the Fed for 40 Years Finally Credits the Fed for Success
(Los Angeles, CA) – Following the publication of a book that could be summarized in…
Architect of America’s Next Looming Crisis Releases Revealing Tell-All
(Washington, DC) – Gloating that he had never liked his grandchildren or unborn great-grandchildren, Jerome…