Following Success of Kodak Plan, Dan Bilzerian’s Company Funded to Fight Cancer

(Los Angeles, CA) – Dan Bilzerian’s Ignite Cannabis Co has been funded by the US Government to develop a cancer drug, the latest in a series of philanthropic grants by federal agencies to failing companies.

“After losing $70 million on revenues of $10 million, we determined it was a perfect candidate for our insider-trading enrichment program,” the US Government said in a statement, referring to the newly developed federal program that showers executives with millions by promising nearly a billion dollars in funding.

BILZF was the perfect candidate for a loan, due to its combination of inept executive, unrelated business line to the product being developed, and ability to hemorrhage money, said Ignite in a statement.

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