Impossible Foods Announces New Protein Tree, with Texture of Beef Jerky

(Redwood City, CA) – Taking advantage of stay-at-home orders and new, widespread interest in backyard farming, Impossible Foods has announced the unveiling of the new Impossible Tree, a plant that produces a nut-like fruit with the taste and protein quality of beef.

The tree grows widely in USDA zones 3 to 10, tolerates a variety of soils, and is expected to revolutionize urban farming and food security.

Several members of Congress received millions in donations from beef and chicken producers overnight, while the PE ratio of secondary shares of the company traded from -20x to -100x.

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