Infinitely Growing Tree Discovered in Silicon Valley Industrial Park

(Palo Alto, CA) – A rare species of sequoia has been discovered that literally appears to grow to the sky. When funded over several fertilization rounds, the tree grows exponentially into the troposphere, where the tops are no longer seen.

After this point true measurement becomes impossible, but the tree’s attraction is its rapidity of growth and massive apparent addressable size, which seem to cause nearby gardeners to pool and pitch in their own fertilizer to watch the tree grow endlessly.

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