Mnuchin Officially Becomes Greatest Philanthropist in History

(Washington DC) – After donating $500b with no strings attached to American corporations and businesses, Steve Mnuchin is being heralded as human history’s greatest philanthropist. He surpasses Masayoshi Son’s feat, obtained with his $100b donation spread across a variety of enterprises guaranteed to change the world but lose money.

Accepting the honor, Mnuchin demurred, saying he couldn’t have done it without the taxpayers.

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