(Menlo Park, CA) – In a bid to maximize the efficiency of already small screens, Robinhood Securities has eliminated the unused ‘Sell’ button from its user interface.
“We discovered that no one was using the button, except by mistake,” the company said in a statement. The button has been replaced by a ‘Buy More’ button instead, helping the company generate more bids to sell to frontrunners such as Citadel Securities, LLC., in furtherance of its mission to f*** retail traders by giving quantitative trading professionals free money.
The move was heralded across Wall Street and all levels of government. The Federal Reserve applauded the move as being consistent with its vision to sustain inflated asset prices.