Scientists Acknowledge Fed as the 5th Fundamental Force, Stronger than Gravity

(Paris, France) – After the events of the past two months, it is no longer prudent to deny the Federal Reserve its position as the strongest force in the universe, the International Science Council declared in a joint statement of its members.

The announcement was nearly two decades in the making, with the discovery of the Fed’s powers first stirring interest during the early 2000’s, and on full display after the 2008 financial crisis.

But it is only in the last few months that the physicists comprising the Council grudgingly, although unanimously, have decided that the Fed’s blunt ability to solve nearly any problem by throwing money at it needed to be recognized, sources say.

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