Unable to Print New Cryptocurrencies, Limits of Federal Reserve Finally Reached

(Washington DC) – An enraged Jerome Powell chastised a group of underlings for their failure to print more bitcoin (BTC), stifling plans to devalue all of the currencies in circulation in the modern world.

The Fed chief, who has professed a desire to become the Fed chief known for finally axing the value of the US dollar, is said to be seeking other currencies to destroy in order to add to his legacy.

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